Privacy Policy

We collect information about you during the checkout process on our store.

We hope to collect as little information as possible because we do not want the minutiae of your life littering our thoughts or databases.

What we collect and store

While you visit our site, we’ll track:

• Products you’ve viewed: we’ll use this to, for example, show you products you’ve recently viewed
• Location, IP address and browser type: we’ll use this for purposes like estimating taxes and shipping
• Shipping address: we’ll ask you to enter this so we can, for instance, estimate shipping before you place an order, and send you the order! We programmatically remove your street address, leaving only your city, state, and zip. We don’t want to know where you live.

We’ll also use cookies to keep track of cart contents while you’re browsing our site.

When you purchase from us, we’ll ask you to provide information including your name, shipping address, email address, phone number. We’ll use this information for purposes, such as, to:

• Send you information about your account and order
• Respond to your requests, including refunds and complaints
• Set up your account for our store
• Improve our store offerings
• Send you marketing messages, if you choose to receive them. You like getting those newsletters, right?

If you create an account, we will store your name, address, email and phone number, which will be used to populate the checkout for future orders.

We generally store information about you for as long as we need the information for the purposes for which we collect and use it, and we are not legally required to continue to keep it. For example, we will store order information for 1,000 years for tax and accounting purposes. This includes your name, email address and billing and shipping addresses.

We will also store comments or reviews, if you choose to leave them.

Who on our team has access

Members of our team have access to the information you provide us. For example, both Administrators and Shop Managers can access:

• Order information like what was purchased, when it was purchased and where it should be sent, and
• Customer information like your name, email address, and billing and shipping information.

Our team members have access to this information to help fulfill orders, process refunds and support you.

What we share with others

We do not share anything with anyone. There’s no real payment on this site. Yes, we have your information, and maybe you’ll receive an email about the fight against the oligarchs, tyranny, corruption, or some fun silly thing. If this upsets you, let us know and we will delete everything. Let me be as clear as possible: this is meant to be fun and if you don’t like that, don’t use the site. And, if you accidentally used the site, let us know and we will delete your info.